Funniest Thing of April 2011: Bieber or Die

I came across this glorious video of Justin Bieber taking over Funny or Die a few weeks ago. I watched it repeatedly for an hour or so and never stopped laughing. Just thinking about it sends me into giggle fits that are very hard to contain. I can recite this video, word for word, on command, at any moment. I bet I could even do this while drunk. Apparently this was last year's April Fools Joke, but I somehow missed it. OH WELL. HERE YOU GO, IN CASE YOU MISSED IT TOO!

Oh crap, I can't embed it. Boo. It's here though if you're still interested :)

Funniest Thing of the Day: Wok of Flockas

Co-Worker: Have you seen my new desktop?
Me: Have I been to your desk today?
Co-Worker: Come here now
Me: *walks over*
Me: *DIES LLOROLFLLMOA*

Optimo 55 Souf ft. Daniel Tosh: I'm Gipper. Video and Lyrics. HOT SONG!

Do any of you watch Tosh.0? Have any of you heard of Optimo 55 Souf? Have you ever felt........ gipper? Well, you're about to. Check out the World Premiere Video of "I'm Gipper" by Optimo 55 Souf featuring Daniel Tosh.




You want lyrics? I'll give you lyrics:

Mane

Mane

Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)
I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)

OPT is gipper
Got Prada on my zipper
Gotta show the price
So I'm leaving on my sticker
I, be slicker
Then these other niggers
Yeah, they shit is cold
But my shit make you shiver
Similar to winter
Man that boy is blur
I make nothing but hits
You can believe me, and that's for sure
Jump on these mics and give them the truth and that's the word
The whips so clean I'm having to park it on the curb
I'm gipper, yeah, it's all in the soul
I'm the biggest shit, you cannot flush me down the commode
You say you make it rain, you got 10 dollars in 1's
I don't make it rain, I Hurricane Katrina
Mane, I'm blasting like El Nino
I might make it rain Mastercards and Visas
Throwin 5's up like Pizza Hut Mia
I ain't got swag I represent GIPPA


Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)
I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)

Yeah, VIP, a gipper
Similar to a flipper
Man, get your girl, she won't get up out my zipper
My watch make em quiver
Blow smoke in my liver
If your money right, man, just might deliver
Mane, your Chevy's sitting on 4's
Man I'm so gipper, you can tell it in my clothes
The hottest thing cooking
You can smell it on your stove
55 Souf, we forever wrecking shows

Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)
I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)

Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

Diamonds in my ear (Mane)
Prada's on my zipper (Mane)
Gucci be the slippers (Mane)
Damn, I'm feelin gipper (Mane)

I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)
I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper I'm gipper
I'm gipper I'm gipper (God Damn, that boy gipper)

Dancing in the Street Where it all Began:










Optimo's real name is Ken Green, and he was featured in a web redemption on Tosh.0 after being hit by an ice cream truck. Here's the original video, that inspired all of this to happen: 

What do you think? Let me know if you think I screwed up on any of the lyrics in the comments. STAY GIPPER, Y'ALL!

My Two Favorite Things Right Now

Number One: The "It's good to have a ring" Super Bowl preview/commercial. I just saw it during the playoffs on Sunday, and I thought it was THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. and I've watched it about a million times in the past two days. because why is Usher there? and why is House there? and why is Joe Buck's facial expression so hilarious? and why is Terry Bradshaw doing that crazy thing with his lips while he is 'dancing'? omg. I can't even handle the hilarity. and the music. and the cheetah. It just might be my new favorite commercial of all time. Here it is, if you haven't seen it:


Number Two: Baraka Flocka Flame. "Head of the State". A co-worker shared this parody of "Hard in the Paint" by Waka Flocka a few months ago. It is amazing. There is a bit of inappropriate language in it.. but who cares. It is an instant mood lifter. I listen to it whenever I get in a bad mood and then BAM: MOOD=LIFTED. "Imma die for this country man, I swear to GOD."


PS-I just discovered this handy little YouTube video adder in Blogger and I'm kinda going nuts with it. and I just found out that Waka Flocka is coming to a nightclub in my area soon, and I'm totally going. I hope I don't get shot.

My Thoughts on Skins. UK vs. US.

The MTV version of Skins premiered last night. I did not watch it. I was asleep. I will watch it at some point in the next few days. I have heard nothing but negative things about it, however... so I'm in no rush.

I only heard of Skins about a week or three ago anyway... saw a commercial for the MTV version, of course.. it was an interesting commercial, but I was more intrigued by the song playing in it. Which led me to Google, to figure out what song it was... which led me to Wikipedia, to see what Skins was all about anyway. Which led me to finding out that this MTV show was originally based on a show from the UK.... which I proceeded to download and watch the first two seasons of within a few days. I completely adored it! Now I'm in the middle of Season 3... and I don't like it as much as the first two seasons, but we'll see what happens.



Cassie was my favorite.

So, if possible, everyone should watch the UK version before they watch the US version.